Mountain Goes to the Man to Fuck

Damn, the world has definitely gone mad! It used to be that I had to go around town for a week to add to my pussy collection. Now the pussies come to me! You won't believe what just happened! I was watching TV and eating a sandwich when my humble abode was visited by two "plumbing inspectors"! Oh yes, I had cleaned the pipes properly! I drove my plunger down their drain! I made them squeak like a wet sponge! Just remember, if you want to fuck me, I'll fuck you!