Don't Go With The Woods

The moment the fresh spring breeze playfully caught the hem of her flimsy skirt, I couldn’t tear my eyes away from her charming butt - two juicy peaches just begging for attention. She was dressed all wrong for the weather, a clear giveaway of her poverty. Well, what can I say? This world deserves a superhero like me. I headed straight after her, ready to meet her sorry excuse for a boyfriend and offer them a deal they couldn’t refuse. But hey, nothing comes free in this life. If I’m helping you out, be ready to swallow a hefty dose of premium-grade humiliation along with it.