Straight Story

Pomodora expects her big bachelorette send-off to be a wild parade of physical perfection and unbridled energy. The reality of the evening hits a sharp snag when a legendary but clearly aging lawman named Danny stumbles through the door to perform his signature routine. His struggle with the basic mechanics of a striptease sparks an unexpected wave of profound sympathy in the bride. But the chatty bridesmaid couldn't resist and told the groom, who was supposed to be nearby, everything…