Smells Like Teen Spirit

Tara Toxic was drawing in the school basement when Chad Alva came along, saying his football coach had told him to round up all the 'smelly hippies', so he had come for her. She let him know that she's not a 'smelly hippie' - she's a punk, and his jock ass is the one who smells. To settle this debate, they smelled each other and realized something: they both smelled pretty good! Brought together by their olfactory systems, they got it on, right there and then.