Harmoni Kalifornia

The Queen of Spades. It's more than just a playing card in a 52-card deck. It's a lifestyle. For those of you who've never heard of it beyond a card game, The Queen of Spades is a white women who has dedicated her life to BBC. You'll know a true Q of Spades by the tattoo, usually located on the nape of the neck -- or her back. Harmoni Kalifornia is an internet legend; in fact, you probably already know who she is...which means, you know she's a True Queen of Spades. And today, she's just hanging out in LA and waiting for something to happen when Shane Diesel spots Harmoni, flying her tat in public. He even has to give the young Bull Isiah Maxwell a Queen of Spades lesson, and then, back at the crib, it does indeed go down. Being the true Queen that she is, Harmoni asked for more, so why not toss Jack Napier into the mix? You know her white hubby will be jerking his dinky to this epic scene!